Moore Madness

I see that there are worthy attempts to have a female’s name yet once again on the glorious Moore Cup. I for one will not stand for such atrocities. It is high time that the rightful owner of the Moore Cup ascend HIS throne. We just do not know if the rightful owner has the name “Ernie,” “Eric,” or [hopefully] “Dwayne Sr.” Personally, it does not matter to me as long as the name is of masculine origin (I suppose to further clarify, the owner of that name must be of original masculinity as well).

I feel that such feminine attempts to steal, or in part “share,” the glory of being a current reigning champ within Moore Madness are indeed a gross maligning of what could be a wonderful year for the Moore men. Men who have suffered abuse at the hands of one Moore woman in particular during the month of March for the past five years. Men who have been in waiting for many years. Men who desperately need to salvage some type of reign within Moore Madness for the sake of future masculine posterity.

My name is Dwayne and I approve this content….trust that you will too!

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